The Silver Unicorn Koffee Haus...?
What's That and how do I get there?

Congratulations on taking that first important step, and special congratulations on being a winner. Taking the time to read this means that you've admitted to yourself that something is missing from your life, and that you've consciously chosen not to sit passively by and allow the situation to continue. This makes you a winner -- because... while other singles will be sitting home alone on all those Saturday Nights and Holidays growing older and lonelier you will eventually find someone with whom to share your life. As a wise woman once said,"You can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket."

Permit me to introduce myself.... I'm divorced and 41 years old, but I'm regularly told that I look years younger. I'm also a former model, television hostess, and published author. I'm well educated and well informed, seldom drink, and don't smoke, or do drugs. I'm generally considered to have a pleasant and outgoing personality. Those are the bare facts -- facts which make me sound like a prime candidate for an exciting social life. But what those bare facts don't reveal, is that I've spent a great many weekends sitting home alone watching movies, and I did so by choice. Furthermore, surveys show that I was not alone in making thatchoice -- many mature singles choose just that option. Many, tried and quickly grew dissatisfied with singles bars, blind dates, personal introduction services, 900 numbers and the personals ads.

Not all, but the majority of people at singles bars are regulars, and unfortunately that means they are usually either...

• Heavy Drinkers
• Dedicated Carousers
• Serious Losers

The Internet often serves as today's technological singles bar, and the dissatisfaction there more often stems from different origins. Cruising the internet looking for companionship or romance is more often than not...

• Time consuming
• Expensive
• Inconvenient
• Frustrating

Personal columns and personal introduction services both have varying degrees of the same basic flaws, they are...

• Expensive
• Unromantic
• Downright Dangerous

All this being said then brings us to the best alternative currently available. The silver UNICORN KOFFEE HAUS WEB SITE offers all the advantages of the other options with few or none of the disadvantages. THE SILVER UNICORN KOFFEE HAUS WEB SITE allows you to become a part of a group of like-minded singles -- busy people who desire an interesting social life, but who do not have the inclination to waste vast amounts of precious time and energy in singles' bars or other unproductive, unsafe alternatives.

As a member of THE SILVER UNICORN KOFFEE HAUS you can have all the advantages of on-line convenience and yet still concentrate your efforts on becoming acquainted with local singles--after all no one really wants to risk a lot of time, energy, and money building an ultimately dissatisfying long distance relationship with someone who will do you no good whatsoever when you've grown tired of sitting home alone on Saturday night! This is possible because THE SILVER UNICORN makes it possible by advertising for new members in the local media. Furthermore, if you desire the added advantage of expanding your horizons to the four corners of the world...we can supply that as well by aggressively advertising our presence on the web. Thus as a member of THE SILVER UNICORN KOFFEE HAUS WEB SITE you get the best of both worlds--and much more safely than you can do so alone!**

The SILVER UNICORN KOFFEE HAUS WEB SITE actively strives to meet your social needs. Our confidential registration allows you to become acquainted with area singles and even the world, in reasonably safe, yet casual, stress-free social environment. Your name and address remain confidential! Our records of identity are not even kept on the same computer, much less on-line! Any replies to your ad will come mailed to us in double envelopes at P.O. Box 795 in Jonesborough, Tn. 37659-0795,. We will remove the outer envelope, personally address the inner envelope from our private records, and then forward your mail to you. On certain occassions your letters may be forwarded via e:mail, but your identity and e:mail address will still be kept confidential unless "you" choose to reveal it. Whether you're looking for love, someone to share a hobby, company for a night on the town, or an occasional card game, you'll find it all with us, because we don't limit you to a 25 word ad, we make certain you have enough space to tell the world all about you and what you're looking for..